He Likes Me, He Likes Me Not

I've come to the conclusion that he really, really likes me, but the double positive cancels each other out every time. Meaning, he's definitely not going to pursue me.


Dating my Best Friend

I'm okay if people think we're a "couple," because we're basically Bert and Ernie. No one knows if we're roommates, best friends or lovers. But ultimately no one comes between Bert and Ernie.