God Bless, America! (Katie’s Version of “Wake Up, America!”)

"God bless free speech, God bless, America, and God bless capitalism... I need to get to work now!"


Wake Up, America!

I’M BAAAAACK. As promised I haven’t been writing as many articles as Katie. I’ve been too busy making the world’s crappiest TV shows and selling my soul for the all mighty dollar. Speaking of money and working jobs that you hate…   WAKE UP AMERICA! If you have to go to work every day to … Continue reading Wake Up, America!

The Colors Mix to Grey

"It is so complex yet simple to the eye. She is not as sleek or sexy as our iPhones, but the Minolta is a god because in her camera lineage, she was one of the original rulers. (Simba knows. He just looked into the sky, and there his family was.)"


Shea, you need to write more. I’ve already written several posts for the ole’ blog. I don’t respond. I continue to slowly sip my mimosa while staring at the Orange County Sunset. Am I an asshole? Debatable. A day passes. Unrelenting in her quest for equal content, Katie Jones persisted. Shea you need to write … Continue reading THE C WORD…CHURCH

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"What you don't realize is girls are less interested in your abs, and more interested in the toothpaste stains on your mirror."

“We long for Love, we wish we had more Time and we fear Death.”

Tears roll down my face. I wipe them away, quickly covering my mouth to prevent any audible evidence. I clear my throat, letting the golden hair drape over my eye like a veil. Two more tears more down my face. I'm so embarrassed. I'm watching in flight entertainment and can't keep it together in 38F … Continue reading “We long for Love, we wish we had more Time and we fear Death.”