"God bless free speech, God bless, America, and God bless capitalism... I need to get to work now!"
I’M BAAAAACK. As promised I haven’t been writing as many articles as Katie. I’ve been too busy making the world’s crappiest TV shows and selling my soul for the all mighty dollar. Speaking of money and working jobs that you hate… WAKE UP AMERICA! If you have to go to work every day to … Continue reading Wake Up, America!
"Somehow our definition of borrowing, or perhaps stealing, goes out the window as adults. We normalize what we feel is okay and not okay (i.e. right from wrong)."
"Great, you graduated in beer drinking and passed your classes... now go get a job!"
"It is so complex yet simple to the eye. She is not as sleek or sexy as our iPhones, but the Minolta is a god because in her camera lineage, she was one of the original rulers. (Simba knows. He just looked into the sky, and there his family was.)"
I've come to the conclusion that he really, really likes me, but the double positive cancels each other out every time. Meaning, he's definitely not going to pursue me.
I repeat this to myself over and over, on a regular basis. Not because I’m a little downsy, but because I consistently find myself in this trap of Just Friends With Texts.
Shea, you need to write more. I’ve already written several posts for the ole’ blog. I don’t respond. I continue to slowly sip my mimosa while staring at the Orange County Sunset. Am I an asshole? Debatable. A day passes. Unrelenting in her quest for equal content, Katie Jones persisted. Shea you need to write … Continue reading THE C WORD…CHURCH
"What you don't realize is girls are less interested in your abs, and more interested in the toothpaste stains on your mirror."
"I'm an all-American girl from Iowa who loves so many things about life."
"I then began to wonder where spiders rank in the food chain. Why the uptick and what is their purpose on this earth?"
"Perhaps if the ex spouse didn't get such a sweet pay out, maybe more marriages would last."
Tears roll down my face. I wipe them away, quickly covering my mouth to prevent any audible evidence. I clear my throat, letting the golden hair drape over my eye like a veil. Two more tears more down my face. I'm so embarrassed. I'm watching in flight entertainment and can't keep it together in 38F … Continue reading “We long for Love, we wish we had more Time and we fear Death.”
"Truly having gratitude, forgiving others and allowing our souls to bring in light, is the aperture of the soul."
When I auditioned for The Bachelor the question arose, "Where would your home town date be?" I've also been recently asked, "Do you consider Iowa home? Or California?" The simple response is, "So Cal for life, babyyy!" But that is a little presumptuous. Of course Iowa will always have my heart. My roots run deep, … Continue reading Des Moines Hometown Date